It's Broken!!!

And it's probably not what you thought I was gonna say. Me! I'm so broke right

now I don't have two pennies to rub together. Let alone buy me some groceries!

Now, I don't want anyone feeling sorry for me or my kids cause we DO have

food in the house. It's just that it's the stuff that no one really wants to eat.

You know the kind? You fan the pantry or fridge door a couple of times and

can't find ANYTHING to eat! Even though it is staring right back at you!!!

So, no more money until NEXT Wednesday means making meals and snacks

out of what's left!!

Here is a run down of what I am dealing with:

Pantry:

• 3 bags of tortilla chips (these were bought for a dip I didn't make)
• 2 bags of sour cream and onion chips (guess everything does work out)
• 1/2 bag of pretzel sticks
• 6 slices of bread
• 7 dinner rolls
• 4 boxes of assorted pastas
• 6 open boxes of crackers
• 2 boxed potatoes
• 2 4oz. cans of mushrooms
• 1 6oz can black olives
• 1 15oz can Asparagus spears (extra long!)
• 1 46oz can pineapple juice
• 1 can beef broth
• 1 can chicken broth
• 3 cans cream of chicken soup
• 2 cans cream of mushroom soup
• 2 bottles of Hershey syrup
• 1 humongo can of pumpkin! (because you know there was a shortage this year and I didn't want to be without!!)
• 2 bottles ranch dressing
• 1 bottle relish
• 1 bottle vinegar
• 2 cans Rotel

Fridge

• 1 1/2 gal milk
• whole chicken
• pork roast
• ham steak
• grape jelly
• strawberry jelly
• 3 eggs
• 1 1/2 lbs. Velveeta
• 1 rolled pie crust
• 3 slices of cheese
• 4 ozs of Cool Whip (give or take)
• dill slices and dill midgets
• 8 oz block of colby cheese
• 16 Baby carrots and 2 little pieces of broccoli
• 24 oz tub of sour cream
• little bit of leftover turkey

Kitchen Freezer

• 2 quarts vanilla ice cream (too bad that can't be a meal!)
• canadian whiskey!! What? who put that there??
• 4 chicken patties
• 2 'half' bags of hashbrowns
• bag of corn
• bag of peas
• half bag of green beans
• ham bone
• pie crust
• 1 lb of butter
• pack of brauts
• some m&m's, reeses peanut butter cups and hershey candy bars? (So that's were Sean's been hiding his candy!!)

Deep Freeze

• Ham
• 3 lbs sausage
• 10 packs of bacon
• pork chops
• Ham Steaks

(Excuse All the Pork! We bought a pig from my brother and we forgot how to buy chicken and cow!)

• 4 packs Italian sausage
• 1 pack cheese-wurst with jalapenos
• 3 lbs of chicken tenders ( oh, good! we did get a chicken!)
• 2 1/2 lbs chicken breast
• 2 bags of broccoli
• 2 bag corn
• 1 bag peas
• 1 bag french fries

I'm gonna apologize to ya'll right now. Here I thought we were going to starve and I guess I just needed to get up off my lazy rump and do an inventory. Sorry for this interruption in your day, I'm going to go feel silly for abit and then start making supper!