Monday, February 16, 2009

Not Me Monday #1

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

1) I DID not get Thanked infront of everyone after church yesterday for putting on the Valentine's Dinner (And the guy sitting behind me DID not ask his wife, "Who's That?")

2) I DID not sit in front of the computer ALL afternoon yesterday instead of cleaning my house!

3) I DID not just finish cleaning up the kitchen from this weekend!

4) I DID not honk the horn at Taylor while she had her head stuck in the fridge and make her cry!

5) I DID not pick up dog poo off my bedroom floor because I DID not forget to let the dog out!

6) I DID not cry because Taylor used the rest of my body wash!

7) I DID not sit down and crochet a washcloth instead of folding laundry!

8) I DID not feed my kids leftovers TWICE yesterday!

9) I DID not turn the doorbell off so I wouldn't know if the neighbor's kids were coming over to play!

10) I DID not give Hayleigh cough medicine from the last time she was sick so I could go to sleep last night!

11) I DID not just lay Hayleigh down for a nap so I could type this without a baby attached to my booby!

NOT ME!!!!

So? What didn't you do?

5 What's On Your Mind:

Sue said...

One of these Monday's I'm going to try this carnival. It's cool. I didn't know you could shut the doorbell off!?

julie & joe said...

You are too funny! I still need to clean my kitchen. I guess I haev time, I have an hour before I need to leave. Tomorrow is my visit with "her" wish me luck.

Tanya said...

I never sit in front of my computer instead of cleaning either, not even right now!

Shannon said...

Those are hilarious!

PS We had a cabinet for a pantry in our first house too and it always got messy! I did not get it! :)

Chris Bliss said...

HaHa too funny!
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